A Garcia Vega, a Dominican cigar (well actually a cigarillo). In the cigarillo world a Garcia Vega is a good cigar. I mean not the best, most certainly not a Backwoods, but not a Phillie. Just for a frame of reference Backwoods are rolled with a leaf not the best leaf around but still a leaf. Phillies are rolled with a leaf too, it just happens to be similar to paper, you know of the paper or plastic fame, than any tobacco leaf I've seen. Anyway a Garcia Vega is a fine cigar, as far as grocery store cigars go.
Garcia Vegas, no one ever really thinks about them, you don’t meet people who only buy them exclusively, like Backwoods. Not everyone even knows what they are. Hell not even every store stocks them. However you might run across them and decide Hey, give me a box of those. Garcia Vegas a fine cigar, as far as grocery store cigars go.
I think of myself as a Garcia Vega, you know not the cigar everyone likes or even knows women like me exist. Not the cheap cigar that anyone can buy and everyone has tried that is a woman, but bears resemblance to a little girl more than any women I've ever seen. No I’m a Garcia Vega a semi-exclusive, good leafed, easy to roll ( you know easy like a Sunday morning easy) nice tasting cigar. You know a Garcia Vega, a cigar that isn’t on your mind, but when you see it you say Hey, let me get some of those they did me real fine last time I smoked them. A Garcia Vega not to proud of itself, but definitely a good FINE cigar, as far as grocery store cigars go.
That’s me, not the woman that every man chases, but not the woman that every man has had and everyone knows it. Not the woman that only resembles a woman in name only, but a woman who is being a REAL GROWN AZZ woman. Not the woman that you may dream about at night, but when you see me you go Hey, let me holla at that you know last lil’ momma I hollered at that looked like that was a great woman I never should have let get away! You know me cause I’m that chick you like! OG a fine woman, as far as regular women go.
I told y’all I was gonna compare myself to blunts like Mariah. *lol*